Bumped onto Scott Hanselman's “.NET Zen Koans” .. Really cool. I particularly liked the one on Objects !
Here's mine on Objects.
Played around with Objects but forgot not it's source,
Used it wisely and squandered not the resource.
In that OhNoSecond, all thy unmanaged work conks off
Reminding about the runtime, the omniscient managed framework.
Quit thy menial tasks now and start writing managed code
From now, .NET shall wash your bowl.