I was rolling on the floor laughing when I read this post by Vivek on how Microsoft would be if it were a religion. Make sure you read the comments too
http://svivek.blogspot.com/2005/01/behold-advent-of-new-faiths.html#comments
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1. MS is thy ruler, thou shalt not worship strange rulers before MS.
2. Thou shalt not use the name of BillG in vain.
3. Remember, thou keep holy the Sabbath day, but thy software is not free.
4. Honour thy MS Windows and MS Office.
5. Thou shalt not use free software.
6. Thou shalt not comit piracy
7. Thou shalt not steal.
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against MS.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's software.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's software license.
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And from the comments
And those righteous people who use IE, use it with pain... but they know that the pain is restricted to this world.... this temporary space where we live.. but the kingdom of heaven BELONGS to them.. for the Lord said, It is easier for a camel to pass through a rat's ass, but for a Firefox user to pass through the gates of heaven.
.....All those who spit in the name of BillG (may he live forever), who call him a nerd, those who throw pies at his divine face and laugh when computers crash at his speeches, there's a place reserved for you in the afterlife, and belive me, it's hot down there. ..